I'm a magical cat

alexander:

all I want in life is to be like the gudetama egg

(via bestfunny)

gallusrostromegalus:

radio-girl1:

Ok but I love this for a lot of reasons:

1. Excellent pun

2. Wasn’t snow white kept in a glass coffin while she slept? Very vintage fairy tale aesthetic.

3. A few people pointed out in the tags that a full-sized glass coffin would be a terrific terrarium for lots of the already spooky critters you keep in terrariums- tarantula, toads, snakes, carnivorous plants etc. And the coffin shape would give them lots of space and take the spookiness to maximum.

(via rosswoodpark)

nowletsfixthismess:

The thing about being LGBT+ is, at some point in your childhood, no matter how accepting your parents are, at some point, you have to question: “do they love me unconditionally?” And then you have to plan for the possibility hat the answer is no. And that fucks you up. Straight cis people never have to question that.

(via bob-belcher)

agent-of-empathy:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

millenial from the year 1910: the moving picture show has fucking destroyed my sense of humor like i only laugh at shit like this now *video of a clown throwing a pie at the hoity toity town mayor*

millenial from the year 1010: the king’s court jester has fucking destroyed my sense of humour like i only laugh at this shit now *jingles stick puppet of the king’s face with bells attached and gets sentenced to death for mocking his majesty*

(via bob-belcher)

warmbun:

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

(via sogehndiedeutschen)

bambi-blossom:

jehovahhthickness:

This is what I’ve been saying.

(via croutoncat)

stimman3000:

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